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‘NEWS’– New Harbour Crossing as Island & Kowloon To Be Linked by Cable Car
News from The Sub-Standard: For the first time since the opening of the Western Harbour Crossing in 1997, Hong Kongers are soon to have another option when crossing the city’s iconic waterfront. The...
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‘NEWS’– Giant Duck Contracts Lung Cancer in Harbour; has Existential Crisis.
News from The Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: After just a week sat in HK’s Victoria Harbour, the Giant Rubber Duck has been diagnosed with ‘a cute respiratory infection’. Communicating with onlookers by...
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‘NEWS’– Update: Giant Duck Finally Succumbs to Lung Cancer
Update from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Following last week’s exclusive report on the health of the Giant Rubber Duck in Victoria Harbour, the inflatable pontoon has finally succumbed to HK’s...
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‘NEWS’– Colgate to Relaunch Darkie ‘Racist’ Toothpaste
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Colgate-Palmolive are relaunching their Darlie brand of toothpaste next month under its original name, ‘Darkie’. A spokesperson for the company stated that...
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‘NEWS’– CY Launches Anti-Corruption Agency to Monitor Anti-Corruption Agency
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Chief Executive CY Leung has announced that a new anti-corruption agency will be formed to oversee Hong Kong’s anti-corruption agency. The ICACICAC...
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‘NEWS’– China Apologises Unreservedly to Tiananmen Victims; Offers Compensation
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: In a move that has sent shockwaves throughout the Communist Party, Chinese premier Xi Jinping has apologised unreservedly for his party’s brutal massacre of...
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‘NEWS’– Eddie Snowden ‘Dreadful to Live With’ says Relieved Safehouse Flatmate
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: A local who offered secure accommodation to US whistleblower Edward Snowden expressed relief at his departure from the territory yesterday. “Eddie had been in...
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‘NEWS’– Robotic CY Leung Recharge Pod Sessions to Increase
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Following Hong Kong’s annual pro-democracy protests, Chinese premier Xi Xinping has announced that HK Chief Executive CY Leung’s weekly ‘alcove regeneration...
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‘NEWS’– Philippines Demands Formal Apology & Compensation From Beijing
Breaking ‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Relatives of Rizalina Bunyi, a Filipino killed in Monday’s ‘terror attack’ at Tiananmen Square, have demanded an official apology and compensation...
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‘NEWS’– Hong Kong Announces Bid for 2022 Winter Olympics Amidst Cold Snap
Breaking ‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Hong Kong leader CY Leung has announced that the city will make a bid for the 2022 Winter Olympic Games. At a press conference this morning, he told...
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‘NEWS’– HK Gov’t to Adapt Tsim Sha Tsui to Mainland Tourist Influx
‘News’ from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Hong Kong Chief Executive CY Leung announced this morning that key areas of Tsim Sha Tsui will be redeveloped to cope with the influx of mainland tourists. A...
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‘NEWS’– CY Leung Warns ‘Occupy’ Protest May Trigger the Apocalypse
Breaking News Bullshit from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: Hong Kong’s Chief Executive has warned that the non-violent pro-democracy ‘Occupy Central’ proposal may trigger the annihilation of mankind if...
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“NEWS”– New Hong Kong Racial Harmony Worksheet Emerges
It’s satire, morons Breaking News Bullshit from the Hong Wrong Sub-Standard: The Sub-Standard has obtained a sample of another Hong Kong government approved worksheet. The multicultural studies task...
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